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Explore Northern Ireland like a nomad... Take to the open road and wander your own weird way
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Escape reality for a little while & disappear into the horizon with our wonderfully unique, off-grid camper van hire.
If you're into clean lines & spa pedicures, or the bells & whistles of a factory mass produced RV motor home, we might not be for you... Or, we might be the refreshing change you're looking for!
Wander your own Weird Way...
Here she is...
... & What she don't
What she got...
Meet our [name will be announced soon]...
She is a 2011, converted Citroen Relay, long wheel base, van. She has spent her life up until now working for the trades; but just like when Julia Roberts met Richard Gere and he gave her his credit card, our van met a couple of Weirdos who thought she deserved a bit of a make over and a new life w
Meet our [name will be announced soon]...
She is a 2011, converted Citroen Relay, long wheel base, van. She has spent her life up until now working for the trades; but just like when Julia Roberts met Richard Gere and he gave her his credit card, our van met a couple of Weirdos who thought she deserved a bit of a make over and a new life worth living too.
Wandering Weirdos offer you a bespoke experience in a one of a kind, accept no imitations, converted camper van. Have a go at a more unusual staycation with a camper van hire like no other this year... It's like camping, but with a bit more comfort and a lot more flare! Coming soon!
What she got...
... & What she don't
What she got...
So... What have we got here then? [Name] is a super comfy, cosy stylish van, insulated within an inch of her life and super charged in cosiness with a diesel heater to keep you snug as a bug.
[Name] is a two and one little person berth. The large snug seating area converts easily into a spacious double bed (little ones are free to bed sha
So... What have we got here then? [Name] is a super comfy, cosy stylish van, insulated within an inch of her life and super charged in cosiness with a diesel heater to keep you snug as a bug.
[Name] is a two and one little person berth. The large snug seating area converts easily into a spacious double bed (little ones are free to bed share), and we also offer a kiddies camp bed for our adventurers with a little human in tow.
This is a completely off-grid camping experience - all of the electrics are powered by solar and our super battery is also charged as the engine runs. We have running water through the floor pump and a two ringed gas hob with a kettle that sings for making a brew or bubble up your beans in our little copper pot!
You'll also find a fridge, all of your crockery, cutlery, utensils, pots & pans, dish cloths & biodegradable washing up liquids, hand soaps & anit-bac gels... We've even got you covered with an outdoor camping table and chairs... With optional extras, like bedding and towels available too, all you gotta do is pack your under-crackers & turn up & let the staycation begin!
... & What she don't
... & What she don't
... & What she don't
We don't have hot running water or a bathroom (we do have a porta pottie for those little widdles that threaten to come at the first wuff of a sneeze!) You can choose to go it like Bear Grylls and keep it wild, or avail of one of our many many MANY fantastic campsites throughout the island of Ireland for your staycation, where you will fi
We don't have hot running water or a bathroom (we do have a porta pottie for those little widdles that threaten to come at the first wuff of a sneeze!) You can choose to go it like Bear Grylls and keep it wild, or avail of one of our many many MANY fantastic campsites throughout the island of Ireland for your staycation, where you will find a loo that flushes and shower facilities.
You make your plans and travel your own way - We're not here to judge... (But are you even camping if you don't get washed with a biodegradable baby wipe in a field where you've just made a pee pee?)